Oh yes, today I will tell you about the beasts that lurk in the jungle, hiding behind trees and pouncing on anyone who is unfortunate enough to cross their path! In the darkest places, so dark you've only seen them in your nightmares, they wreak their horrible vengeance! They... they....
...what's this!?
Ah... yes, did I happen to mention they are very... lazy?
Oh!!! and I'm sorry if I forgot to say they eat er... canned food, he he.
Okay, okay they don't live in the jungle and they don't hunt for food... they're my cats.
The orange one is Rusty, he's a boy, and the black and white one... well we just call her Kitty.
They get along pretty well considering we just got kitty last week. Of course if Kitty gets in Rusty's face things can get nasty!
Now, don't go thinking we spoil our cats! We don't always feed them wet food from the can, usually they eat dry food from a bag. But if we need them all we have to do is put out some wet food and...
...well it's a good thing they obey the phrase follow your nose wherever it goes! I'm serious this trick really helps us if we can't find the cats!
Well the cats are tired now so I should let them sleep!See you next time.
